” Most people just muddle through their lives! They’re passive and unmotivated! They lack ambition and drive! Not ME, though! I’m going to have an EPIC life! I’m going to wrestle the issue of the age and change the course of history! How are you going to do that? I’m going to sit here and wait, so opportunity will know where to find me when it’s time to change the world. I wish I’d brought a book to read. Naah, it’ll be any minute now. Calvin tells Hobbes most people muddle through their lives. He says he’s going to have an epic life. He’s going to wrestle the issues of the age and change history. Hobbes asks how he’ll do that. Calvin explains he’s going to sit and wait, so opportunity knows where to find him when it’s time to change the world. Lying against the tree, Hobbes wishes he’d brought a book to read. Calvin says it will be any minute now. “
I love this one since I have friends who talk like that. And then, they get drunk.