Hobbes Gives Calvin A Special Letter From Santa Claws
Posted: March 18th, 2012 | No Comments »
‘Tis the season to advertise. Calvin, look! You got a letter! A letter? I didn’t hear the mail truck. A letter for me? The return address says “north pole”. Oh my gosh, it must be from Santa! Santa sent me a letter! Wow! Gee! Read it! Read it! “Dear Calvin, you rotten little kid…oh no! Santa called me rotten, I’m doomed! Keep reading. “I made a list, but I didn’t bother checking it twice, because obviously you’re the naughtiest kid in the whole world. What else? “I’m writing to give you one last chance. You’ve got seven days to get on the good boy list. Seven days!! Oh no! What can I do? Maybe he says. “I’d suggest you start by being kind to animals. Perhaps you know an animal who would like a snack soon. Or maybe you should let an animal read your comic books sometime. Think about it.” Sounds like sage advice. “Signed, Santa Claws”. Santa Claws!? Wait a minute! I recognize this hand writing! It’s yours! Santa didn’t write this at all!! Give you a snack, huh? How about a knuckle sandwich? Hmph. Well, It’s what Santa would have written if he wasn’t so busy now. Calvin puts on a self made halo and says that he’s advertising. Calvin is making a big snow ball. Hobbes comes and brings him a letter from Santa. Calvin is surprised and starts reading. Santa calls Calvin rotten. Calvin gets nervous. Santa recommends to be better to animals. Calvin recognizes Hobbes hand writing and gets mad. He’s preparing to fight him for his little trick.