Monsters Under Calvin’s Bed Aren’t Very Smart
Posted: March 9th, 2012 | No Comments »
Are there any monsters under my bed tonight? Of course not. Come under and see for yourself. Yeah, come and see. Heh heh heh. Oh right! You think I’m falling for THAT?! Who am I TALKING to if there aren’t monsters down there?! Umm.. Uh.. They’re all teeth and digestive tract. No brains at all. Why, we’re dust balls! Yeah, LITTLE dust balls! Calvin asks if there are any monsters under his bed. They answer that they aren’t there and tell him to go see. Calvin looks puzzled and asks who’s answering then. The monsters don’t know what to say. Calvin remarks that they are obviously as dangerous as stupid. The monsters finally have an answer. They claim to be dust balls.
When I was a kid, my sister was sleeping under the bed as we had a bunk bed. Damn, she was a monster.