Allowance For Calvin: The World Belongs To Him
Posted: April 29th, 2012 | Comments Off
Calvin, your mother and I have decided to give you an allowance. It’s important that one learns the value of money. Money! Ha ha ha! I’m rich! I’m rich! I can buy off anyone! The world is mine! Power! Friends! Prestige! I blew it again dear! Calvin’s Dad has an announcement to make. From now on, Calvin’s parents are going to give them an allowance. Calvin’s Dad sees it as important thing for the education process. Calvin is thrilled. He puts on a grim face and thinks out loud how he’s going to be very powerful – in a creepy way. His dad shouts to his mom that he obviously blew it again.
$10 a month makes him a white Tony Montana.