Hi, I’m Calvin, eminent television personality, here to tell you about new improved “”Chocolate frosted sugar bombs”"! I love ‘em! They’re crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and they don’t have a single natural ingredient or essential vitamin to get in the way of that rich fudgy taste! Mm-mm! Yes, kids, you’ll like ‘em so much, you won’t be able to sit still! Remember! It’s the cereal I get paid to recommend because I’m famous! What do you think? Are you filled with the desire to emulate me and eat the cereal I endorse? If not, I can repeat this every 20 minutes. Don’t you threaten ME. Calvin cut out a paper telly. He speaks through it and tries to simulate a commercial with a testimonial that approves the product. After his little show, he asks Hobbes how he likes it. In case Hobbes, wouldn’t like it, he’d able to repeat it every 20 minutes. Hobbes sees this as a threat.
YAHHH! RRGGHH munch munch munch. You’re right. Food DOES taste better this way. Calvin peeks around the corner, seeing a pack of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. He plunges onto the pack, tears it in pieces and munches the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. He admits to Hobbes that food does taste better that way.
What’s that cereal you’re eating? It’s my new favorite, “”Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.”" Have a taste. Thank you. Mffpbth!! S-sw-sw sweet!! Actually they’re kinda bland till you scoop sugar on ‘em. Calvin eats Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs which makes Hobbes curious. He asks for some, but is cleary disgusted by the very sweet taste. Calvin says they usually lack sugar.
I drink Monster Energy and well, some people say the same things about it. What’s your biggest diet sin?