In soccer, you can’t touch the ball with your hands or arms. See, you can use any other part of your body … even your head! Yeah, but your face?? Doesn’t that that hurt? Rrrrghh! That’s not what I meant to do! Calvin explains soccer to Hobbes who listens carefully. He explains that hands and arms aren’t allowed, yet every other part of your body. Hobbes thinks that playing with the face might hurt. Calvin says that this was not his intention.
Watch out, Manchester United. Here’s your next Wayne Rooney.