Transmogrifier Turns Calvin into Tiger
Posted: April 12th, 2012 | No Comments »
So you’re a tiger now? Yep, let me out. Words fail me. I’m disappointed too, but keep in mind transmogrification is a new technology. Hobbes stands on front of a box. Calvin and Hobbes talk through the box. Hobbes lifts the box very slowly and a small tiger is there. It is Calvin. Hobbes is baffled. Calvin isn’t happy with the result, yet he accepts it since transmogrifying is a new technology.
So Calvin, what’s it like to be a tiger now? Kinda fuzzy, but not that different. So! What do you want to talk about? Do we eat soon? Hobbes asks his little tiger buddy how it feels to be one of his kind. Calvin just wants to eat.
Hi, Mom! Will you make Hobbes and me a big tuna sandwich? I thought you hated tuna fish. Not anymore. I’m a tiger now. I thought Hobbes was your tiger. Now I’m one too. I transmogrified. Oh, I see. My, she’s taking this well, but the strain will surely crack her soon. Calvin enters his home with a smile. Calvin’s mom is in the kitchen cleaning plates. Calvin asks for a tuna sandwich. His mother thought he hated it. Calvin claims to be a tiger now.His mom reacts calm, which makes Calvin think.
I’m home! Hi Dad. Notice anything different about me? Uh … new haircut? Geez, did you go blind?? I’m a tiger! Oh, I thought you meant besides that. Calvin, your Dad’s very tired and … Hope you want tuna for dinner dear. With his coat, his suitcase and hat carrying, Calvin’s Dad let’s every one in the house know that he’s home. Calvin comes and asks if his Dad notices something about him. Calvin’s Dad goes for hair cut, which is wrong to Calvin, since he thinks he’s a tiger. Calvin’s dad puts his things in the closet while his mom is preparing tune sandwich.
Well Hobbes, it’s been fun, but I don’t think I was meant to be a tiger. Just set the dial to “”Calvin”" and I’ll transmogrify back to a boy. Here you go. Zap! Oops! Try again lunkhead. Calvin and Hobbes walk back to the transmogrifier. Calvin asks Hobbes to turn him into a human again. Hobbes makes a mistake and Hobbes becomes a giant, ugly frog. He insults Hobbes.
Do frogs also like tuna sandwiches?