Calvin And Hobbes Become Zombies: “When In Rome…”
Posted: May 10th, 2012 | Comments Off
Point A is twice as far from point C as point B is from A. if the distance from point B to point C is 5 inches, how far is point A from point C? The living dead don’t need to solve word problems. Calvin studies in his room when suddenly the mutation from human to zombie begins. He makes a silly face, stands up and wanders around. Zombie Calvin says he doesn’t need to bother with homework.
Zombie Calvin moves slowly and phlagmatic through the house. He opens his jar and says he needs food. Alive humans. Then he changes his mind and makes himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Zombies eat it messily. Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! … although, in a pinch, a pbj will do, I fyou eat iut messily enough.
When in Rome…Zombie Calvin encounters Hobbes, who watches Zombie Calvin carefully and then joins the Zombie team without resistance. He shows his big tiger zombie teeth.
Gkpthh! Heh heh … thpkk! Hee hee. Hee hee ha ha ha ho ho hee hee hoo hoo ha ha ho heh heh … of course. Real zombies never get the giggles by looking at each other. Zombie Calvin and Zombie Hobbes look at each other. Suddenly, they can’t stop laughing at each other. Calvin says that’s not very realistic. Real zombies wouldn’t do that.