I’ll make a list of possible gifts for Susie’s birthday. What should we give her? how about a mouth full of broken teeth? That’s what I’d like to give her. oh, don’t be so cranky. I think we should get her a can of tuna fish. Tuna fish? Why would she want that? Well, maybe she wouldn’t, and we could offer to take it back … and borrow some bread, a little mayo … right Hobbes. Hobbes sits at the desk at tries to set up a list with possible birthday presents for Susie. Calvin suggests to smack her as a present. Hobbes thinks tuna fish is a better idea. Calvin doesn’t get why. Hobbes explains she might give it back and then Hobbes can enjoy it.
What kind of girl does not want tuna fish for her birthday?