Nuking New York

Posted: May 7th, 2012 | Comments Off
Nuking New York
Let’s see what you drew for art class, Susie. Well, a tidy little domestic scene. A house in a yard with flowers. How typically female. Girls think small and are preoccupied with pretty details. But boys think big! Boys think about action and accomplishment! No wonder it’s men who change the world! Yeah? What did you draw? A squadron of B-1′s nuking New York. In art class, Calvin asks Susie what she has drawn. Susie made a typically suburban home with flowers in the yard. Calvin says girls are small thinkers and boys are big thinkers. He holds a speech on the greatness of males. Susie wants to know what Calvin created. Calvin made B-1s that bomb New York City.

Independence Day was my favorite movie when I was in elementary school. So UFOs nuking the white house. Boys will be boys.