Tomorrow is independence day. The Declaration of Independence says everyone is created equal and is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Oh. So when does Paul Revere ride through town and give us our presents. Calvin and Hobbes hang out under a tree next to a little river. Hobbes explains the content of the Declaration of Independence. Calvin hears that a holiday is coming up and asks when Paul Revere will bring presents for every one.
So if I hear a bell ring on Independence Day, that will either be an ice cream man or Paul Revere. Either way I win.