Dad, how do people make babies? Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions. I came from Sears?? No, you were a blue light special at Kmart, almost as good, and a lot cheaper. Aauughhh! Dear, what are you telling Calvin now?! Calvin pays his dad a visit in the kitchen as he makes himself a sandwich in the kitchen. Calvin asks him about procreation. His dad says that people buy a kit at Sears for that. Calvin is shocked that he is originally from Sears. His dad comforts him by saying he has been a special offer at Kmart. Calvin screams. Calvin’s mom asks what Calvin’s dad has told him again.
Susie => Sears. Calvin => Kmart. Hobbes => IKEA.