Calvin & Susie Playing Doctor
Posted: June 3rd, 2012 | Comments Off
Hmm… For THIS patient, I’m going to need more tongue depressors.All right, what’s wrong with you? … like I care. My foot hurts, Doctor. Your FOOT hurts? What kind of a stupid problem is THAT?! You’re the doctor! You’re supposed to find out what’s wrong with it. It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a doctor. A LOBOTOMY?! That’s not what a REAL doctor would say! Yeah? Who’s wearing the stethescope, you or me? Here’s a mallet. Do you want anesthesia? Wh… that’s to test REFLEXES! Y-you don’t know ANYTHING! How about a SHOT then? Like a shot in the mouth? That does it! I know more about medicine than you! I’ll be the doctor now! Ow! Ow! Quit kicking! See, that’s why your dumb foot hurts! Stop it! Say it! Say I’m the doctor! OK, you’re the doctor! But I’m not going to be any patient of YOURS! I’m leaving! Fine! Good riddance! You ruin everything! The surgeon general should issue a warning about playing with girls. I’D be Susie’s patient! A doctor talks to his patient. The patient’s foot hurts. The doctor suggests a lot of crazy stuff. The patient gets really angry and suggests she will be doctor now. In the end, the patient kicks the doctor. Calvin and Susie fight as Calvin quits the game. He and Hobbes sit in front of their home, talking about the incident. While Calvin dislikes girls, Hobbes would love to be one of Susie’s patients.